Don't Ruin This for Me, KStew

There are many things in life that give me a girl boner. Robert Pattinson? Sure. Black Dagger Brotherhood? Hells yeah. Hot women? Absolutely. Here's my variation of 'The List': girls that I would totally lez out for.

Emma Stone:

This girl is friggin' a-dork-able. LOVED her in House Bunny and Easy A. She's funny and sexy, with a body I'd kill for... Or kill to climb on top of, but whatever. 

Ellen Page:

Um, have you seen Juno or Whip It? 'Nuff said.

Kat Dennings:

This girl is snarky as all get out. And hilarious to boot. (In case you haven't noticed by now, I highly value one's ability to make me laugh. If you can do that, you're gold.) Plus, judging from her leaked nude pics, girl's got a very nice pair of tig ol' bitties.

Kristen Stewart:

Acting abilities aside, this girl has got an ass like whoa and legs for days. I'd love to be in the middle of a KStew and RPattz sandwich... Mmm, yummy. But, she wouldn't be allowed to talk or make any sounds during. I don't need her stuttering her way through an orgasm and ruining mine.